The jokes begin immediately as you enter the line. Here are some random jokes you can hear while on the attraction. If you have your own favorites, please chime in.
Everybody get down, get down! Don't worry about looking stupid, cause I am doing that one for you.
A view from the Jungle Cruise ride
Watch out for that croc. Her name is Ginger... believe me.. .Ginger snaps.
Aaaahhhhhh how cute. Those Lions are protecting that sleeping zebra.
How many of you think that's water coming out of the Elephant's trunk? Well it's snot.
Up ahead you'll see the glorious Switzer Falls. Named after the famous archaeologist Dr. Albert Falls.
Look! The backside of water!
Keep your hands and arms inside the boat as we approach the dock. As you can see there is a dock on the left, and a dock on the right. You'll be getting out on the dock that's on the right. Kind of confusing, I know. That's why we call it a paradox.
Ladies and gentleman, you were outstanding on the boat today, but now I need you out standing on the dock now.
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